Yes, they are!

Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Mosquitos are assholes.

So true

it's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life. What if you, Michelle are the douchebag :)


Helpful tip: If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name I pray, Amen'. Lol too funny


Free, Friendship Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus.

At work.....

It's seriously the ONLY thing I hate about the South in the Summer!


Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

road rage

Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

You call it road rage. I call it aggressively driving around assholes who don't know how to fucking drive!

Don't drink so much lol

Free, Encouragement Ecard: You're riding a horse full speed. there's a giraffe beside you. and you're being chased by a lion . get your drunk ass off the carousel

and cheese dip!!!

Going out for Mexican...

The Most Interesting Man in the World Meme - I don't always go out for Mexican, but when I do, I spoil my appetite with free tortilla chips.

Funny Confession Ecard: 'Bless your heart' the southern way to say 'you're a dumbass'. Can't tell you how many times i heard this.once you hear it so many times you start believing. its actually Fuck You