Naughty Quotes and Inspiration
Naughty Quotes and Inspiration
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I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face - funny ecards
Funny Ecard: I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face
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"Personally, I don't find swearing offensive. I do find back stabbing, lying, cheating, & fucking people over offensive, but not swearing." Truth...
Truth. In one million years I would never have thought I'd post anything with the "F" word in it....but...THIS? This is too perfect!
Swearing can be any word used in a profane way... words are not actions. Being a cheat, a liar, a thief, or asking others to lie for you are the true offenses of life. ~ C.M. Rogers
Personally, I dont find swearing offensive. I do find, back stabbing, lying, cheating lying ,cheating . lying .oh did I say lying
Personally, I don't find swearing offensive
I don't find swearing offensive Quote
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Funny but oh so true!!
Emma Alexander (@emma77)
this goes out to my friends
Weirdest Fucking, Weird People, Best Friends, Fucking Person, Bff S, Friend Loves, Soulmate, Friends 3
For you my darling.... You are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know. And that's why we are meant for each other.
you are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know. and that's why we are meant for each other @Becca Roher <3
you are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know. (this pretty much sums up all the friends I have *cough* *cough* Megan Mefford and Nora Korhorn! xD
you are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know. This is true for a lot of my friends
you are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know. @Jennifer Lorman
haha soulmates #ecards
I like Weird people
Best friend love <3
My best friend <3
Ok not really, but still funny
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Haha! so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.
I laughed a little too hard at this. Probably because it is so true.
This makes me laugh every time cuz it can be so true sometimes
Truth. (sorry about the swearing! It just made me laugh)
Another #funny #ecard that makes me laugh at my gender.
This made me laugh out loud! This is so true!
Honey do. Ecards. Funny.
funny stuff~ quotes
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Search results for 'we can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch.' Ecards from Free and Funny cards and hilarious Posts | someecards.com
We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people. Haha funny!
Halfway bitch. This was kind of funny with the 1/2 Well she... I've heard is a FULL one(so crazy) specially when the so called BF called her a FB. His language, not mine.
I know this is last years board, but it was funny, nonetheless. "A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people."
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Halfway bitches are my #interesting ads #funny ads #funny commercial ads #commercial ads
Quote, because the truth isn't funny. Ha!
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WE CAN ONLY BE FRIENDS IF YOU ARE KIND OF A ….. | Raz's World
This applies to so many people, lol :p
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lol!! For all of those nosy people who live vicariously through others!
Some people think they need to know everything
Would love to say this to a few choice people.
Love this cause its so true <3
None of Your Fucking Business
So mean, but I laughed...
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Sorry you missed the smart train and ended up on the back of the fucktard wagon, then fell out and into the dumbass ditch.
Don't we all know someone that this applies to?! OMG this is so bad, but I can't stop laughing!
Forget ecards...... Can this be sent as a real card?!??!
hahaha this is so intense but for some people, so true
This was so funny I had to pin it
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hahaha so true.
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Search results for 'Bank account' Ecards from Free and Funny cards and hilarious Posts | someecards.com
Funny Weekend Ecard: Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down.
Funny Weekend Ecard: Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down. (Especially when I'm looking at shoes on the Fluevog website!!!!)
I can't stop laughing ... So true
True story. This is so funny :)
Funny financial ecard so true
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Tiffany blue bow.
cannot stop laughing
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Oh gah it's so funny and unfortunately so true for most "boys" now adays!
I don't normally post vulgar stuff, but this was tooo funny to pass up!
Omg i couldn´t belive this one, so funny and so much truth. :D
personality... too funny, cannot stop laughing..
completely inappropriate but it is so funny.
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HAHAHAHA So inappropriate but so funny.
This is so fresh , but SO funny! :-)
best e card. EVER.
I literally laughed out loud.
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Sorry for the swearing peeps, but Incredibly funny and accurate!
My #1 reason for being a bitch! | Funny quotes | Pinterest
Inappropriate but very funny and how I feel today! GMS
It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't true!
My #1 reason for being a bitch! Truth
Only reason #129 ;)
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Reasons why I'm a bitch: you're fucking stupid! I can't stop laughing!
Excuse the language but so true !! I can't stop laughing!
Excuse the language... but it made me giggle out loud!!
I can't stop laughing! Because it's SO true.
Story of my life!! I can't stop laughing!!
I can't stop laughing! So true sometimes!
I can't stop laughing!! And yet so true
Truth - my life in a pin
SO TRUE. And so funny.
HAHA so true...but I am not going to change :-D. I've been a good person all my life, it's time to let my inner asshole shine!
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I thought I was a good person until I started to read all these mean ecards & was like "that's totally me!". Now I see what an asshole I really am.
So true...but I am not going to change! I've been a good person all my life, it's time to let my inner asshole shine!
HAHA so true...but I am not going to change :-D. I've been a good person all my life (please excuse the a word)
HAHA so true... I've been a good person all my life, it's time to let my inner asshole shine!
LMAO...I never thought I was good, but ecards are totally me!! HAHAHAHA
i've always thought im somewhat of an asshole... but this confirms it
HAHA so true... :-D. It's time to let my inner b*tch shine!
Sigh; the truth hurts.
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 88 Pics
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I said I was smart. I never said I had my shit together- Funny Pictures Of The Day #quotes #ecards #funny #life
Thank you e cards for shedding so much insight on my life!
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It's funny cause it's true... My life lol
Amen. So true and so funny!
Isn't this the truth...
My life in an ecard....
Funny and oh. so. True.
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 88 Pics
This was what I found so hard about trying to overcome my depression. I could explain what I gelt or why I felt it and it was making me more depressed. Thank god for my fiance or I would never have pulled through. I am thankful everyday for the effort he put into bringing me back and helping me to regain the person I once was.
LETS MAKE MY BOARDS CRY
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Some days it hits me at random, I could smile all day and make jokes but there are moments where I hit unexpected sadness and I have no idea why. My heart feels heavy and my chest hurts, my stomach feels uneasy and all I can think about is how thankful I am for my life. Having depression, is a struggle for control. Because you ARE happy but your body is saying another thing. - j.b.
This is so true, very sad time for our home town as to what happen to this young girl and her unborn child, after almost four years the truth finally comes out, and the way it happened is even more sickening, sad to know the pain the girl went through, from a very small town everyone knew her, my mom use to babysit the girl when she was little, and knowing the horrible death she went through makes me sick to my stomach
The worst kind of sad is not being able to explain why. healthandfitnessnewswire.com
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Truth. - The worst kind of sad is not being able to explain why.
The worst kind of sad is not being able to explain why. So true
Depression (Quotes) I Am Ready - Wattpad
This is the definite Truth.
É sempre assim. PQP. Meu Estado de humor é confessado sempre pro meu pinterest.
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It is hard to explain why......actually you can't explain why.....you just feel as if you are floating in your thoughts at times.
Some assume depression is about loneliness, but it is a very deep illness. Too often people say they're depressed when they are not. Depression is an illness, not a word to be thrown around every time you feel sad.
Depression is a tough cookie... sometimes you are sad (really really sad). But then, you reach a time when the sadness lifts like darkness and you can see clearly for the first time in a long time. Depression never goes away and the days where you aren't sad- you do just feel empty... I'm trying to fill that emptiness.
I don't know who or what I am or what's supposed to be happening in my life but I just feel empty ~<3 Michaela
Identifiers of stress through depression are feeling down on one self, no motivation, and generally unhappy. Stress is a factor that can lead to depression as well as the other way around, depression can lead to stress. We pinned this picture because it represents that feeling of emptiness that can cause stress.
That feeling when you're not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty...yep, that about sums up my life right now. Time for a change!
I just feel empty without you my Buddy. Everyday feels like it is a constant struggle. The dissapointment has been horrible. I just want to chat with you so badly it's not even Funny Heather. I want to tell you How I feel, I want to tell you the Truth, I want to tell you how Sorry I am for my wrongful actions against you. It's like when am I going to be able to do that? When will I be able to work things out with you Heather. Please I need this chance I need my Friend back!!!
#hurt #pain #feels #sad #quotes #empty #lonely
Hey guys. So, time to spill what's been going on in my life. I think I might start doing that on this board. Her goes nothing. I attend a private Christian school and I have since I was in first grade (currently 9th.) every class has from 10 to twenty people in it except for the high school. There are 7 of us in grades 9-11. While I have attended this school, we've had the same principal. Recently she had some "inappropriate relations" with a male teacher. She and the teacher were asked to step down. Things have been kind of hectic in my life since. The school sent out an email about it on Sunday. It's just that she was a big role model for me and I've just been in shock. School went on as normal today, and I hope everything will be fine. If you guys could please pray for my school, I would really appreciate it. I think that's enough sad stuff for one day. I'll probably post hopefully less depressing stuff here every few days.
Photo (Sunday Evenings.)
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 65 Pics
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Darn bladder laughs and says..." Its 4am and you just turned over... You gotta pee don't you!?!"
I wish this wasn't as true as it is. I dread this very single day in the winter.
Which is why I love the weekends in winter months!
Truth! | Funny Pictures Of The Day – 65 Pics
So true!! Not looking forward to winter..
How I feel all winter long.
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 65 Pics
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Truthfully I do. I'd let you know personally but in my neck of "customer service" it's against the law -_-
Funny Workplace Ecard: When I get off the phone with you I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are. Bahaha so true!!
Haha and I'll pull up all the applicable ecards and we will laugh!!!
This just made me laugh out loud cause it is the truth!!! LOL!!!
In honor of all those customer service peeps!!!!! So true!!
And then laugh until the next phone call...
Omg pretty much every office phone call..
Story of my work life. ..
When I get off the phone with you I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are.
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My #SenseOfHumor Things that shouldn't be #joked about vs #things I find #funny = Why I'm going to #hell #LetsGetWordy
I think God might bust a cap on me for my sense of humor.
Hump Day Random Funny Pictures - November 19, 2014
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 82 Pics
My Sense of Humorツ #Humor #Truth #FunnyButTrue
My Sense of Humorツ #Humor #Funny #Relatable
Sense of Humor... True Story
Exactly my life!
ღin a nutshell
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 82 Pics
the five stages of waking up... / life with insomnia / lupie humor
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It is amazing how much better math skills are in the morning while calculating for the Snooze button. 8)
the five stages of waking up... life with insomnia
LOVE Humor Waking up is hard to do!
Morning people just dont get it!
I just wanna stay in bed.
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this is how i feel about all my friends. lol we're friends because no one else wants to be our friends ha!
Funny Friendship Ecard: We're best friends because everyone else fucking sucks. @Lindsy Hall, @Jenna Perreault
funny shit AMBER GRAY!
For my best friend!!!
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It's probably a bad thing that I laughed at this so hard, I snorted.
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I scare the shit out of myself sometimes...
I scare the shit out of myself #halloween
I scare the shit out of myself.
I scare myself
Now that you're finally out of my life.
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This made me laugh and is so true in some areas in my life. however, I could NEVER put it on my wall.
So funny, so true "You cannot imagine the immensity (greatness/magnitude) of the fuck I do not give" painted canvas quote project
Holy crap, so true. Troll brigade: This is for you bitches (I know you creep the fuck out of my stuff.)
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This so bad, but life makes you feel that way about a lot of things.
#fuck - Laugh out loud funny
Ha. So true and so funny
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I never say "K" because I'd hate for someone to get confused and not realize that I really mean "Fuck you".
I NEVER use "K". So if I do use "K" I indeed mean "fuck you". -M4U-
sorry for the swear, but this made me laugh out loud.
haha, so true. it shouldn't be this funny but it is
Ooooooh some of them, yes I do...but I have come to realize that not everyone is your friend and some pretend to be your friend but they never liked you in the first place. It's sad but through personal experience I know this 2 be true...if a person didn't like you 20 yrs ago, they prob still don't care for you but pretend they do. I call that fake & sad, BUT lesson learned
Fuck them. Friends who aren't real friends aren't worth anything
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Yes....I have that's why my Facebook is gone. Those who reach out me in real life will tell me who is my true friends or not
Most people you know, are just that..people you know, a mere acquaintance. A true friend never makes you doubt, true friendship has depth and meaning beyond anything superficial.
Ooooooh some of them, yes I do...but I have come to realize that not everyone is your friend and some pretend to be your friend but they never liked you in the first place. It's sad but through personal experience I know this 2 be true...if a person didn't like you 20 yrs ago, they prob still don't care for you but pretend they do. I call that fake & sad, BUT lesson learned>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to have a true friend you have to be a true friend
Yeah. Most I only have 3 true friends and one special friend ;)
All the time, sadly few prove they really are true friends.
Hard times show you who are your true friends