I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

9:55 a.m. January 17th

I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour. Haha have those days

haha celebrate the little things!

I'm addicted to coffee. On the bright side I'm not addicted to cocaine

Ha same face I me when hubby asks where the new dog came from!

my reaction when my husband asks where this new cat came from - Baby Good Luck Charlie


Eat Like no one is Watching handpainted wall art sign hanging by TheBumpyRoad on Etsy --- I want this for the Kitchen so bad!

14 Beauty Hacks No One Asked For

14 Beauty Hacks No One Asked For

I knew there had to be something positive about the Resting Bitch face! Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.