oh my gosh i'm not the only one! every day i almost do and u have noo idea how many times i hold it in! and my brother bugs me about it and he doesnt know how bad my stress issues are!

oh my gosh i'm not the only one! every day i almost do and u have noo idea how many times i hold it in! and my brother bugs me about it and he doesnt know how bad my stress issues are!

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"Reasons to be a mermaid: *no periods *no pants *perfect hair *you get to lure men to their death *free clam bra"

"Reasons to be a mermaid: *no periods *no pants *perfect hair *you get to lure men to their death *free clam bra"

My "boyfriend" punched me and made me bleed. I put him in hospital. Moral of this - dont hit a girl, espeically if you know her military brothers have taught her how to fight

My "boyfriend" punched me and made me bleed. I put him in hospital. Moral of this - dont hit a girl, espeically if you know her military brothers have taught her how to fight

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

Guys can sag their pants down to their knees but god forbid you see my bra strap. The horror.

Guys can sag their pants down to their knees but god forbid you see my bra strap. The horror.

I turn into a mob boss when I see a spider... "I want him dead." "I want his family dead." "I want his house burnt to the ground."

I turn into a mob boss when I see a spider... "I want him dead." "I want his family dead." "I want his house burnt to the ground."

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