I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face. Hmmm yeah I just don't. Be nice or punch them in the face!


No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here. So many people come to mind.

Truths for mature humans.

Truths for mature humans.

Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.


Damn You Auto Correct! - Page 5 of 3494 - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories


"How do I block you in real life?" - Been trying to figure that out for yrs ;) lol But you're always THERE! It's about time to do this!


How to describe Finding Nemo when you want people to think you were watching a grown up movie. Now I want to watch Finding Nemo.


I wish you could wipe the stupid off of some people.


Funny Confession Ecard: You know it's going to be a bad day when the first thing you say after you step outside is, 'Fuck you birds, you sound like shit.

Some people in my life who think they are owed something

This pin is a lie. I hardly ever take the high road and almost always want to run someone's ass over. But I always take the high road


That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!