I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face. Hmmm yeah I just don't. Be nice or punch them in the face!
No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here. So many people come to mind.
Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.
Damn You Auto Correct! - Page 5 of 3494 - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories
"How do I block you in real life?" - Been trying to figure that out for yrs ;) lol But you're always THERE! It's about time to do this!
How to describe Finding Nemo when you want people to think you were watching a grown up movie. Now I want to watch Finding Nemo.
I wish you could wipe the stupid off of some people.
Funny Confession Ecard: You know it's going to be a bad day when the first thing you say after you step outside is, 'Fuck you birds, you sound like shit.
This pin is a lie. I hardly ever take the high road and almost always want to run someone's ass over. But I always take the high road
That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!