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That awkward moment when you realize that it's a MAN on the phone, not a woman, and the term Ma'am has already been used.

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When you recognize the number on the Ali screen.

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911 dispatch humor | Dispatcher Humor

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| Hotel | Hotels | Hospitality | Customer Service | Guest Services | Front Desk…

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This is every other 911 call we take.. and if this wasn't so funny, I'd have to cry about it!

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from 9GAG

How I feel when I hear people complain about their retail jobs.

I've worked in retail so I get it but it ain't nothing like dispatch

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"Why yes, I love being cursed at by folks who think they're smarter than me while I try to deliver life-saving instructions" Said no 911 Dispatcher ever.

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17 things to know about dispatchers infographic  Not many may know that I am a 911 dispatcher and this is my life in an infographic!

17 things to know about dispatchers infographic Not many may know that I am a 911 dispatcher and this is my life in an infographic!

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from Twitter

UK Cop Humour on

Mainly I'm just a professional door opener....

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