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[Yoda] tried to DIE so he wouldn't have to answer a question.

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Obi-Wan's just like "Man my arm sure does hurt I totally don't see anything weird going on over there what are you talking about?"

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that's a silly notion, but he was a terrible example. He was too emotional to be a jedi. as shown by ALL of the movies.

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Luke is like "Hey, I'm sure this soup is delicious but I'm not really hungry so can we please get a move on here I feel like we're wasting our time." and Yoda just...sighs gravely and turns away and summons Obi-Wan's spirit and is like, "I cannot teach him...much anger in him...like his father." Like Yoda PLEASE chill all he did was refuse your five-alarm chili and you're already having flashbacks to Anakin slaughtering a roomful of children.

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"This is a moo point." "A 'moo' point?" "Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it doesn't matter. It's moo." "Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?"

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