Bernie Movie. In small-town Texas, an affable mortician strikes up a friendship with a wealthy widow, though when she starts to become controlling, he goes to great lengths to separate himself from her grasp.

Bernie Movie. In small-town Texas, an affable mortician strikes up a friendship with a wealthy widow, though when she starts to become controlling, he goes to great lengths to separate himself from her grasp.

"Bernie" movie soundtrack, 2011.

"Bernie" movie soundtrack, 2011.

"Bernie" movie still, 2011.  Matthew McConaughey as Danny Buck.

"Bernie" movie still, 2011. Matthew McConaughey as Danny Buck.

Bernie movie quote "Texas could be 5 different states: West Texas-a bunch of flat ranches, North Texas-them Dallas snobs with their Mercedes, Houston-the carcinogenic coast all the way up to Lousiana, South Texas-where the Tex meets the Mex (like the food), Central Texas-the People's Republic of Austin (a bunch of hairy-legged women and liberal fruitcakes), left out the panhandle (and a lot of people do, but...), Carthage-this is where the south begins (life behind the pine curtain)"

Bernie movie quote "Texas could be 5 different states: West Texas-a bunch of flat ranches, North Texas-them Dallas snobs with their Mercedes, Houston-the carcinogenic coast all the way up to Lousiana, South Texas-where the Tex meets the Mex (like the food), Central Texas-the People's Republic of Austin (a bunch of hairy-legged women and liberal fruitcakes), left out the panhandle (and a lot of people do, but...), Carthage-this is where the south begins (life behind the pine curtain)"

Bernie Movie Quotes- this says movie quotes there are SO many funny quotes from this movie!! My husband just told me this was based on a true story- I can totally see this happening!!

Bernie Movie Quotes- this says movie quotes there are SO many funny quotes from this movie!! My husband just told me this was based on a true story- I can totally see this happening!!

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