Lol Dad said that this is as old as the hills and this is the first time I've heard this! Hahahaha

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This is awesome, you could learn from him, he has the best comebacks...

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Best. Comeback. Ever. Grab your Super Bowl LI champions gear and start celebrating your New England Patriots.

Best. Comeback. Ever. Grab your Super Bowl LI champions gear and start celebrating your New England Patriots.

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Some kid called me gay and I said, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on." Best come back ever.

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Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk!" Churchill: "You're right, Bessie. And you're ugly. But tomorrow morning, I'll be sober. And you'll still be ugly." ~ Winston Churchill

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