Would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin? You can go shave your back now.

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A Definitive Ranking Of The Best "Mean Girls" Quotes ....Pretty sure I read that that was supposed to be "masturbated with a hotdog" but they had to change it. ..We would have been traumatized.

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Gretchen: "My hairline is so weird." Regina: "My pores are huge." Karen: "My nail beds suck." Cady: "I have really bad breath in the morning." | A Definitive Ranking Of The Best "Mean Girls" Quotes

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If we're being honest, you will invent ANY excuse to not go out. | 24 Things Only People Who Hate Going Out Will Understand

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Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and DIE! Best Mean Girls Quotes... Because Mean Girls is the best movie ever

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