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Statistics on death. Vending machines? Really? I can just imagine the minister reading at the funeral," poor poor Suzy was sent to heaven last Tuesday in a horrible freak vending machine accident. I guess it ate her instead of the money or...ya know what? I don't even know...anyway she left behind 3 beloved children...and 1 unopened Pepsi.

Statistics on death.

Statistics on death. Vending machines? Really? I can just imagine the minister reading at the funeral," poor poor Suzy was sent to heaven last Tuesday in a horrible freak vending machine accident. I guess it ate her instead of the money or...ya know what? I don't even know...anyway she left behind 3 beloved children...and 1 unopened Pepsi.

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The Nifty Cupcake: Death By Black Friday Cupcakes (chocolate cupcakes with chocolate espresso cream filling and chocolate whip frosting)

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Back in Black, the national campaign dedicated to finding great homes for black cats and dogs, is back for a third lifesaving year! Research has shown that black animals often wait longer in shelters to find homes, so we’re highlighting them starting tomorrow through the entire month of November by waiving adoption fees and flying our eligible adoptable pets from the Sanctuary home for free!

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