Modern Family cine is nothing compared to our lil family freak show. max committed a crime. then used zel zell and zell to fake pastor it up convincing other vwarvwick, craig and alex had any from stealin to gambling problems. josiah too. theycouldnt even pick up a chip much less roll dice. then as freaky wasnt enough they stold christian songs and made fake stars out of thugs whome were all too eager to fake thug it up. know whats worse than a thug? a fake thug. had willie convinced hes100.