Some of Dane Cook's funniest quotes.
And at that moment i realized, i didn't want to do a b and e, I just wanted to kick down a door
Bust a gut at his Vicious Circle...even though the language is a little salty....ok....it's ALOT salty...but he's so stinkin' funny!
Dane cook, I'm just workin for the man upstairs!!! I say this all the time!
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Hahahah yes! Dane Cook is one comedian that everyone thought was hilarious for some reason, but I just found him kind of obnoxious. And apparently he stole other people's jokes so.. yeah, fuck him for that, too. Point being, this is hilarious.
Dane Cook's B and E joke in action! (Breaking and Entering) vs. (Bacon and Eggs)
Dane Cook - Sneezing Atheist lol i will always love Dane Cook! he is HILARIOUS!
Do not sneeze on Dane Cook
Oprah according to Dane Cook