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"Every procrastinator ever- If tomorrow isn't the due date, Today isn't the do date."

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"My boyfriend and I both hate kids. When he says it, no one bats an eye. Yet when I say it, everyone jumps in to say I'll change my mind."

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"I was born with red hair. It's a struggle I face daily but I've coped by eating the souls of the unborn and playing scrabble with Satan . FYI he cheats "

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