Dwight's feelings regenerate - The Office quotes by Dwight Schrute: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best? Dwight Schrute:That’s a ridiculous question. Jim Halpert:False. Black bear. Dwight Schrute:That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought— Jim Halpert:Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight Schrute:Bears do not… What is going on?! What are you doing?!