"Aw, poor guy. I understand. It's not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "King Itchy"."
I got this for several reasons. When I hip cup I use to say "Up". Well we were under a bridge in England and I went "UP" and it echoed. So it became a joke. In parking decks, sitting under bridges at lights.. was funny!