Just because I came to work today doesnt imply that I've come to actually do work today.
Opening a new hour days), going to days a week), studying for 5 midterms, 1 five page paper, 2 finance assignments, 1 stats assignment, laundry, cleaning for company coming this weekend. Lord, help me.
Listen Monday! You go find Friday and tell that mother fucker to get his ass back here ASAP!!
These make me smile/laugh
You know what sounds amazing for dinner? Anything I don't have to cook
Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: To Do List: Open Bottle Pour Wine Drink Wine Repeat.
BACON, CHOCOLATE AND BOOZE
You mind if I take off early boss? I'm coming down with a bad case of fuck this place. This happens all the time!!
People who work more than 48 hours-a-week are at greater risk of increasing their alcohol intake to dangerous levels, new research has revealed.Finnish researchers studied people from 14 d
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