30 yrs of marriage... One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.
I literally almost caught a charge the last time that happened to me. This S.O.B saw me catching fish and then came up next to me asking if I was catching anything while casting near my line at the same time. News bullentin... Missing person alert!