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26 new and improved names for everyday things

26 new and improved names for everyday things

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Different Names for Things

Different Names for Things

Different names for things - has the best funny pics, gifs, videos, gaming, anime, manga, movie, tv, cosplay, sport, food, memes, cute, fail, wtf photos on the internet!

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Better names for things:

I'm allergic to earth fur. I own many sound bagels, my favorite candy is a flavor stick, my vehicle always needs car juice, my favorite pastime is sitting on butt boards, my neighbor has don't-touch-em's in their backyard, and I love to ring ding-a-lings

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Optional Names To Common Objects

These are the names you call things when you can't remember their real names. Oh, I can relate.

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I'm sitting here at Jesse's cheer practice trying to look sophisticated and well kept and I see this and start laughing uncontrollably...like a dip tard ...thank you Brooke it was delightfully uncomfortable lol

I'm sitting here at Jesse's cheer practice trying to look sophisticated and well kept and I see this and start laughing uncontrollably...like a dip tard ...thank you Brooke it was delightfully uncomfortable lol

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If I had to name some animals.

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This store uses alternative names…

This store uses alternative names…wish they all did. Might be more fun to shop.

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17 Funny Tumblr Posts For People Who Are Slightly Obsessed With Animals

Naming them is just the best thing ever. | 17 Funny Tumblr Posts For People Who Are Slightly Obsessed With Animals

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"2016 is the Voldemort of years. Because after it's over it'll be only referred to as the year that shall not be named. "

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Regular animal names are boring. Let's replace them with names that are creative and stupid instead!

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