"I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel."

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Don't get all weird about a compliment...here I'll balance it out with an insult...your car is too clean and that just freaks me out.

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Laughter is good for the soul. Join us for another round of Christian memes that describe your life

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