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Some people do get under my skin and I just imagine tearing them down like they have done to me, but I won't let it get that far. I will let them bitches go.

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Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week

With a professional service, it can! Let us handle it and you'll come home to a "self-cleaning" house!

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Just bumped into mannequin & said "Sorry". Then said "Oh I thought you were a person". Then realized I was still speaking to a mannequin

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I did ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING on this list. And now I feel awkwardly awkward. Like saying awkwardly awkward. That's fun to say!!!

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They Never Thought Their Farm Kid Would Say This About Marine Corps. This Is Priceless.

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