And close to hell ;) More
Some people do get under my skin and I just imagine tearing them down like they have done to me, but I won't let it get that far. I will let them bitches go.
Yep. Despite doing 112mph on the motorway the damn cops still managed to catch me. Yes ha
Minions love them
With a professional service, it can! Let us handle it and you'll come home to a "self-cleaning" house!
Yep. Which is why I just scramble the eggs and add the filling in on purpose.
Just bumped into mannequin & said "Sorry". Then said "Oh I thought you were a person". Then realized I was still speaking to a mannequin
I did ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING on this list. And now I feel awkwardly awkward. Like saying awkwardly awkward. That's fun to say!!!
Me... except, I need my crush... or a guy my age... to say I'm beautiful or cute.
They Never Thought Their Farm Kid Would Say This About Marine Corps. This Is Priceless.
Oh I am so going to use this
Quotes That Ring True