oh god......I've heard this very thing many many times....LOL
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Just ran up behind my wife, grabbed her boobs and yelled, ""Merry Titmas!!" She immediately turned around, whacked me in the nuts and yelled, "Jingle Balls!!" Touche woman. I  had it coming.

Just ran up behind my wife, grabbed her boobs and yelled, ""Merry Titmas!!" She immediately turned around, whacked me in the nuts and yelled, "Jingle Balls!!" Touche woman. I had it coming.

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Me: "Honey, its really muggy out today." Wife: "I swear to god if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you." Me:*sips coffee from bowl*

Me: "Honey, its really muggy out today." Wife: "I swear to god if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you." Me:*sips coffee from bowl*

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This right here, it's not even been 10 years & I'll randomly do this to Josh hah!
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