oh god......I've heard this very thing many many times....LOL
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Marriage is all about compromise. That's the idea anyway. But compromise has many meanings. And sometimes it means doing what your wife tells you to do and accepting that she's right, regardless of how much evidence you have to the contrary.
My wife asked me to pass her lip balm. I passed her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.
Me: "Honey, its really muggy out today." Wife: "I swear to god if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you." Me:*sips coffee from bowl*
Just ran up behind my wife, grabbed her boobs and yelled, ""Merry Titmas!!" She immediately turned around, whacked me in the nuts and yelled, "Jingle Balls!!" Touche woman. I had it coming.
Adopting a dog #lol #haha #funny
Future goals.<< This will be me xD
RDJ & his wife, Susan
House wife funny