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How To Roast Someone

How to school someone when they make a sexist joke. This is great... Turn their "joke" into an opportunity to educate them about sexism, or just roast them for a similar result.

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When ever someone says: "you must be on your period" I Just say: "I started my day in a puddle of my own blood, is that how you would like me to end yours?"

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I'm not Always a B*tch Just Kidding, 15 oz Coffee Mug, Ceramic Mug, Quote Mug, Coffee lover, Valentine's Day Gift, The Original - Mature

When you need to tell someone exactly how much you love them. | 21 Times Text Messages Are The Only Way To Say It

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Illustrated Bites Turkey | I'd rather just pay someone to do it for me. I'd fail miserably. I guess I can try making one for Thanksgiving one day.... I'll use a small turkey or maybe even better, I can use tofurkey. Easier to deal with. lol

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Illustrated Bites Turkey | I'd rather just pay someone to do it for me. I'd fail miserably. I guess I can try making one for Thanksgiving one day.... I'll use a small turkey or maybe even better, I can use tofurkey. Easier to deal with. lol

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Roast Beef Rub Recipe with Eye of Round

Learn how to cook eye of round into the perfect roast beef. Roast beef rub recipe included! Click here for the recipe and tutorial!

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BURN!!! I mean I understand how the how the whole Teen Mom thing is really important to parents right now but people still need to use their common sense and not be rude to anybody no matter what they think of their choices, good or bad.

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Stop roasting adults and kids from 90's playing Pokémon Go when you are the one who uses Snapchat to turn yourself into a dog.

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