I don't always check the time on my phone but when I do, I forget to check the time on my phone. The Most Interesting Man in the World meme....
Things that make me laugh
I don't always herdy dur mur flerpty floopin, but when I do. . . .
I Dont Always - I dont always text in bed but when i do i make sure to drop the phone on my face
Dos Equis Guy gives advice - I don't always go crazy, but when i do, it's batshit
For shits and gigs
"I don't always have time to study...but when I do,I don't"
Whispers on School
I don't always know when my kids' projects are due, but when I do, you can bet your ass it's tomorrow.
I Don't Always Say 'What?' - Damn! LOL
Things I Like
I don't always but when I do.. by Raelynn8
I don't always adjust my side mirrors but, when I do, it's because I'm trying to shine your high beams back into your douchebag face.
I don't always diet and exercise but when I do, I expect the results to be instant, dramatic & spectacular
That's Funny, I don't care who ya are...