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I don't always check the time on my phone but when I do, I forget to check the time on my phone. The Most Interesting Man in the World meme....

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I Dont Always - I dont always text in bed but when i do i make sure to drop the phone on my face

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I don't always know when my kids' projects are due, but when I do, you can bet your ass it's tomorrow.

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I don't always adjust my side mirrors but, when I do, it's because I'm trying to shine your high beams back into your douchebag face.

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