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My family is always telling me to give them the short version of the story. This is totally something I would say!

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Inigo Montoya: I do not suppose you could speed things up? Man in Black: If you’re in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do. Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you. Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.

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10 words that you’ve probably been misusing

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Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?

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Haha someday I want to start a conversation this way and see if the person gets the reference.

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"I must admit you are better than me."- Inigo Montoya "Then why are you smiling."- Dread Pirate Roberts "Because I am not left handed."- Inigo Montoya

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