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Did I miss man crush monday? Mine is @slutwhisperer only because we have identical jewbrows and he lives life with zero fucks given. He smells like yeast infections, champagne, molly, and bad decisions. Which, ironically, is the new pistol perfume that I just bottled. *sniffs wrist*

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Never trust anyone with a list of sos sex choices. Its all an illusion. When you talk with them, their mouth vomits lies. Because its all an illusion.

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You might also like part 1 of this Adorable, Flirty, Sexy, & Romantic Love Warm and Sunny Beach Quotes -- Be sure to follow my LOVE board on Pinterest, Just You and Me for all of my latest love quotes and romantic antidotes. 

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I want to... Love quote - Master Bedroom - Wedding - Print - Artwork - Anniversary - Marriage - PIY

I want to... Love quote - Master Bedroom - Marriage - Cyber Monday. $7.95, via Etsy.

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21 Photos That Are Too Real For Everyone Who Can't Resist Fuckboys

And you really just have no fucking idea what’s going on anymore. | 21 Photos That Are Too Real For Everyone Who Can't Resist Fuckboys

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