Literary Hoots: Flannel Friday: Mustaches! There once lived a man named Mr. Lou, He had a mustache that grew, and GREW! By Monday, it was as tiny as his nose, By Tuesday, on and on it grows! By Wednesday, it stretched as far as his ears! By Thursday, it looked as if it had grown for years. But on Friday Mr. Lou caught the flu… ACHOOOO! and off went the mustache—it flew and FLEW!