Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good.
So at least you are not being held captive by a giant who finds it amusing to dress you in crockery. Yep, thanks, that DOES help.
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Plot twist: it was once a human. The queen's best warrior, even. Aaand it's asking for you to continue his unfinished business in the dragon's lair. 😂💩
This is not funny *try's to hold back laughter*..... *serious face* this specks the truth......
Why do people always want to be doing things anyway? No. I do not want to go anywhere. I do not want to do anything. I want the world to just be quiet for awhile.
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Hate is such a strong word, but I start to freak out when my phone battery life gets in the single digits. js