way to go, Odin. A+ parenting. This is basically how it went. Oh yeah, that's right. You ARE a stolen relic. Oooh. That was exhausting. Looks like the Odin Sleep may hit a little early this year... Nighty night Loki.
Thor Deleted Scene- Loki: Hello, Father. Laufey: Ah, the bastard son. I thought Odin had killed you. That's what I would have done. He's as weak as you are. Loki: No longer weak. I now rule Asgard, until Odin awakens. Perhaps you should not have so carelessly abandoned me. Laufey: Or perhaps it was the wisest choice I've ever made. <--- Holy CRAP WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE MOVIE!