I was watching myself sexily take off my clothes in the mirror, and then my foot got stuck in my underwear and I fell over
Whispers on Being Female
A guy just went up to me in the street and asked for my number today. I have so much respect for that, it takes courage and it's romantic
I don't even know where to pin this! I have a Hobbit board, Star Trek board, and a Sherlock board! What do I do???
I've put my career before my love life and sometimes I regret it. Then I remember I'm a boss bitch and get over it.
My life is over.
I wrote a paper about gender marketing and this is so hilarious and accurate! Lol
Russians at the movies
Aw this is cute. Although I hope that gun wasn't loaded
I Find This Humerus
all i'm seeing is attractive people getting more attractive and i'm still a potato