Labour is now so passive, it might as well be led by an out-of-office email
Frankie Boyle: It’s as if their MPs know they lost the election but don’t realise they actually still have jobs in parliament. Like when a nursery kid finishes their one line in the nativity play then carries on picking their nose in front of the school … LABOUR WE CAN STILL SEE YOU..
Indicate how long you’ll be out. This should minimize repeat offenders from filling your inbox until they know you’re actually back. Maybe even cultivate mystery: If you don’t want to share your plans with the world, go with something like “I’m on a top secret mission and unable to divulge my whereabouts