I am staring at Facebook Messenger thinking, what the fuck is he talking about? which is perhaps normal for the average non-French speaker, but as I am currently spending this semester studying at Columbia in Paris, I should be able to understand what my French friend just typed. The thing is, the sentence structure is all backwards. And what is the obscure side of the force? It’s then I get it. I am staring at a Yoda quote in French.