Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.
Some funny and relatable relationship humor! via Daily Odd Compliment https://twitter.com/NeilVenketramen
Um well yeah----this relates to me more with context of wanting to buy a giant bottle of soda and drink it alone
"My husband and I just randomly flip each other off. It's a sign of endearment like "fuck you" "Awe thanks babe, fuck you too" LOL I love him "
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I really want to attend one of his classes!! I also misread it at first as 1st grade English
Me: "Honey, its really muggy out today." Wife: "I swear to god if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you." Me:*sips coffee from bowl*