Were you raised in a barn? No, then stfu and sit your ass down. Comin up in my goddamn house slammin doors. NO MORE PANIC CONCERTS FOR YOU MISTER!
The same thing happened to me and my friend. The furby was on a shelf and it activated and fell onto my legs in the middle of the night. It was creepy.
Problems being Asian - Asian humor
No wonder stingers hurt a lot more!
Forget the Kylie Jenner thing. This belongs in nightmares all by itself.
"A Story to Scare My Son" (internet safety)
Gives me an idea - take a picture of a really funny face/animal and stick it under the toilet lid.
16 Deep Dark Fears Can Never Be So True Describing Your Greatest Nightmares The one about something under the bed holding her hand is kind of sweet
Short horror stories - Sleep tight (Scared me to death!