One of my absolute FAVE Shmidt quotes!
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Schmidt. Are you cooking a fritata in a sauce pan? What is this, prison? New Girl
just for tickles
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Got me like :)
Schmidt. New Girl. Funny. Also my driving moccasins are my slippers.
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Schmidt: "Nick, please take that off! You look like a homeless pencil"
funny stuff man.