"People : you should speak more! *tries to speak* -Gets interrupted -Gets ignored -Everyone forgets what has been said -Slowly turns invisible"
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"I use "the other day" a lot and that can mean anything from yesterday to the day of my birth "
When someone asks me to be more "pacific."
"You never realize how long one second actually is until you stare at the countdown of an ad you can’t skip."
"Raise your hand if you have a bad habit of laughing... ...at serious moments"
My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals... totally my life!
"Every high school should have a mandatory class called "Life" which teaches you how to: sew, change a tire/oil, do taxes, basic first aid, basic cooking etc. Basic things that you need in real life."
Do people who pay for therapy know they can eat frosting straight out of a container?