I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Popular girls must be giving everyone fellatio. This is often a misconception that when you hangout with a lot of guys, you must be sleeping with them.

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Seriously! Going after a fat ugly bitch going through her midlife crisis is a real downgrade... Especially when he says she's not as 'good' as I ever was. Hahaha!

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My boyfriend said he is beginning to feel violated by your skank stares and proximity stench. Please go be desperate elsewhere.

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