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Awkward.

I often get mistaken for my twin sister. it never used to bother me, but now that she's become the most dangerous crime boss in the city, it's starting to get a little awkward.

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A folded napkin.

Someone walks by your table and drops a folded napkin in front of you, trying to be discreet. It's a note saying, "Get out now, while you still can."