Because taking a bath is dangerous. Not only are you stewing in your own filth, you could slip and fall climbing in and out of said bath. This little rubber ducky is set to save the NHS millions in public health warnings. Personal bathing stack hats sold separately.
There are many universal "firsts" when it comes to growing up... If you're a British royal, you can add one more to the list: first Buckingham Palace garden party. Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie both made their first garden party appearances today at Buckingham Palace, joining their grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, as well as Prince Philip, Princess Anne and Prince Andrew. Their towering fellow guests were the members of the Team GB Olympic Basketball Team.