"I'm homeschooled, so there's not much you can ground me from. So you know what my parents grounded me from? Cereal. They grounded me from cereal."
"I just snuck in the kitchen and ate the whole pumpkin pie. I am going to tell my family it fell on the floor. Last year I didn't get any..I haven't forgot. No regrets"
Whispers on Food
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Funny things and cats
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"I think if cops yelled out "Mannequin Challenge!" Instead of "Freeze!" They'd have better results. "
When the sun smiles
I feel like that woman in line that believed her might have been my sister or sister in law lol
I don't but it's funny nonetheless