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"I'm an attractive, well educated, classy, and honest woman... who farts, pees in the shower, forgets to brush, and wears the same bra at least 10 times before I wash it."

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With the problem with my teachers is that they talk too fucking much. I'll zone out for a second and then come back, they're already on another planet. Like wtf

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"Putting on skinny jeans be like: *wiggle* *wiggle* *pull* *bunny hop* *squat* *strut like a boss.......forgets to zip*"

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Solution to getting cat pee out of carpet and fabrics while also getting rid of the scent from the cat so they're less likely to pee there again

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Can't reach your phone, want to change the channel, need to pee... Doesn't matter! If your dog is asleep on you, you're not moving. Happy #NationalDogDay

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"R.I.P to all the hairs, my glasses have pulled out."

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All I could think of when seeing this post.

I think I'm about to pee my pants xD << and I'm in school right now so I have to cage the laughter

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Pericope: the ultimate word origin for this word is from the Greek. It comes from the Greek word: koptein meaning to cut. Then the word goes through various stages of Greek and Latin. The word finally arrives in English in the mid 17th cent. It is pronounced: puh- rick- uh-pee.

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Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house

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Here's The Best Way To Pee In Your Wedding Dress Without Ruining Everything

I mean, I'll have a detachable skirt... But this is Plan B! 17 years old and I've already figured how I am going to sit on the toilet when the big day comes... I have issues. Lol, this should be on my "FUNNY" board as well...

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