"I'm on my period & today I bled through to the couch. When I noticed I started freaking out & my boyfriend told me to go get cleaned up & he would take care of it. When I came back the stain was gone."
"Last night I ordered a pizza around 11 pm so I told the guy on the phone that my roommates are sleeping and if he could text me when he got to my house. That's how I got the hot pizza delivery guys #"