When you're closing apps but you accidentally close the music app.
When I can't sleep, I think up imaginary situations and create my own story in my head until I fall asleep.
Anonymous Confessions from Whisper
It's that season again. Scary lawn decorations, terrifying programs on tv and people going door to door. I hate election time!!
My kid is 7. Whenever I see a kid lonely on the playground I've taught mine to be the first one to go up, introduce himself, and invite the kid to play. I'm raising an anti bully.
I got drunk the night before an exam and took the exam at 7:30 in the morning, still a little tipsy... And I was the only one who aced the fucking thing.
Whispers on College
If I see a clown I'm going up and hugging it. You gotta fight creepy with creepy. And there ain't nothing creepier than a crazy bi-polar chick who likes to hug horror things.
I have a yellow New beetle and it makes me smile when people punch each other because of my car.
I think I’m afraid to be happy because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens.
My date told me tonight that he only eats the orange and yellow Starburst. I only eat the pink and red. I think he's the one.
Whispers on Dating
When you overhear a gorgeous guy say "I've accepted that I'll be single forever"
Whispers on Movies