I finally made it to the bottom of this. I can cross that off my bucket list!
When You Take English Words And Idioms Too Literally
Dear February ... I am in need of an R and you don't seem to be using yours. May I borrow it? Sincerely, Colonel
List of weird English words like: Inaniloquent = Pertaining to idle talk
Do You Know What These Weird English Words Actually Mean cool words
I got 10 out of 20 on Do You Know What These Weird English Words Actually Mean?!
Synonyms are weird
17 Hilarious Tumblr Posts That Will Make You Question Everything You Know About Language (BuzzFeed): damnit English.
Spent 10 minutes trying to come up with an exception.