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[At my wedding] Priest: Repeat after me Me: After me [Priest to bride]: Is he serious? Bride: No, his name is John

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whisper app confessions - Google Search

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I wonder if I've ever been that girl someone saw in public and couldn't forget.

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Yesterday my bf of 3years broke up with me because 'he didn't want to be my bf anymore'. Today I got a diamond ring in the mail with a label saying 'because I want to be your husband'.

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Oooooohhhhh someone's gonna have to go through the ice with Captain America to recover from that burn

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lol - almost did not save this since I hate anything that requests a like or share...(so don't if you would not in the first place)

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Just bumped into mannequin & said "Sorry". Then said "Oh I thought you were a person". Then realized I was still speaking to a mannequin

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My favourite thing is when people remember little thing's I told them. Like seriously? You actually listened to me thank you.

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