To you-know-who, as much as we tease each other, tick each other off, or misunderstand each other, I know I can tell you anything because you're always here for me and make me feel okay. Thanks for being a weird, annoying, and great friend. I love you. :)
There was an early psychological model of fear that I developed based on my observation of people. Most people fear obstacles or what gets in the way of their biological goals. I grew up among psychopaths, making them afraid was useless, I have a habit of resulting to wanting to kill those who get in my way or the way of my plans. So getting in my way doesn't make me afraid of you, it makes me want to kill you.