Change that "cleaning" part to "counting random stuff" and it's me.
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YASS. Sweatpants here I come. | "You know you're getting old when your favorite kind of plans are canceled plans." -Unknown
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If a woman asks if she looks fat, it's not enough to say "no". You must also act very surprised ....
...because I'M not a liar. bwahaha every introvert can relate
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A wise woman once said, "fu*k this sh*t" and she lived happily ever after
One of my male coworkers asked me why I was taking my purse to the bathroom. My boss, also male, looked at him in horror and said "shut up just let her go". It was awesome
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