alligators vs crocodiles, "see you later .", if you're old enough you get it ;


x AG Quote: I love when the kids tell me they're bored. As if the lady standing in front of a sink full of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time.

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I wonder if all moms have thought of this at some point in time....@Suzanne, with a Z, with a Z Turko

My Children Have Turned Me Into A Serial Liar (Mommy Truth) Like this.

See? You're doing better than you thought.

Considering how easily my house gets messed up every day, I'm pretty sure I have more than one alien living here.

Mostly not a problem for me . ( sometimes it really is , not that often ). Most of the time I tell that I want to do something some day , and next day I am ready to go :):):) , too funny , even kids are not ready yet :).

Why you can't talk about anything in front of kids. my kid to the T.

( - so a billionaire or higher and you want to be pumping gas into a tank right

I don't want to be a millionaire. I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping my gas.

I don't understand

The one way I and my two series' heroines are similar is this.

Where does it end with you people!? The Office is my favorite!

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"The Office," Kevin: "Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?