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We bought several of these for the grandkids. They spend all day connecting the dots with Sharpies!
It's really smart to have the windows of your backyard gorilla pen actually made of gorilla glass. I can't tell you how many times I've had to put down one of our silverbacks because they got loose.
Every week Ann and I invite a few friends over for what we call Triple Baccarat night. We serve cocktails in the Baccarat glassware, play a few hands of low stakes Baccarat (just like James Bond!), and hire our friend Burt Bacharach to play American standards. We love entertaining!
Minimum order: 1,000 metric tons. Everything is cheaper when you buy it in bulk! Remember how CostCo works.
This is a pretty good starter yacht. Great for someone right out of college. And they reduced the price, so you should really jump on this.
Ivory toothpicks
It's so hard to find good elephant tusk ivory toothpicks nowadays. But these ones made of walrus ivory are okay. Your party guests hopefully won't notice the difference.
Twisted my ankle jogging last week. Doctor said to ice it. All I had lying around was this, but it did the trick! 4-minute mile, here I come!
Have you ever taken a Pellegrino bath? It's like a jacuzzi, but you save money on electricity! We all have to do our part to protect the environment. Also my tub fits six people.
Every time a spider gets in the house, Ann yells, "Kill it! Kill it!" And I say, "Hold on honey, I want to do this right." So I grab this and it's great for taking care of things because it's really wide and even if the spider tries to scurry away really fast you can still probably get him.
