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Sunday brunch (60 photos)

When you make so many excuses to avoid going out...

19 Signs You're A Homebody

Sorry I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died and yes it was tragic. HACKED BY SudoX — HACK A NICE DAY. Related posts: If Fish Could Scream… Friends… Mother’s Are Always Right Friends Are Family


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Food always understands

Mexican food humour funny joke pic: why don't you wanna taco bout it? Because i'm nacho friend anymore

Last Words... How pissed would people be? Haha

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the.' Then he said "the what?" I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

Watch out.

The only time a woman is helpless is when her nails are drying. After that, watch out.romThe only time a woman is helpless is when her nails are drying. After that, watch out.

I'm just elephant hunting My dad would say he's just dancing

I do occasionally hunt elephants in the super market.this may or may not have lead to my involuntary removal from said super market.

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The wheel's turning but the hamster's dead!Yes and some times I know it has been dead for a long time!

I sing when I'm upset

Cat Shaming: Whenever I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize my voice is a lot worse than my problem

Yep totally my style!

I don't fall. I attack the floor! Whether it's backwards, sideways, or head on, I don't fall. I never fall. I surprise attack the floor!

Funny quotes

Math: Mental Abuse to Humans. How many times have I thought this in my life?

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